// Set Arrays/Variables arraycount = 0 theQuote = new Array(); theOrigin = new Array(); arraycount = 1 theQuote[arraycount] = "... the genes on the X chromosone fly without co-pilots in men." theOrigin[arraycount] = "Matt Ridley: Genome" arraycount += 1 theQuote[arraycount] = "  'Why don't we just invite them to dinner and massacre them all when they're drunk?'
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  'You heard the man. There's seven hundred thousand of them.'
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  'Ah? So it'd have to be something simple with pasta, then?'" theOrigin[arraycount] = "Terry Pratchett: Interesting Times" arraycount += 1 theQuote[arraycount] = "There's a lot to be said for not caring.
In my opinion not caring is very underated." theOrigin[arraycount] = "Tony Parsons: One for my Baby" arraycount += 1 theQuote[arraycount] = "Happily for humanity, however, very little of the above is actually true either.

Unhappily, things are a lot, lot, worse." theOrigin[arraycount] = "Tom Holt: Falling Sideways" arraycount += 1 theQuote[arraycount] = "There was something in the way he'd said headhunter that Howard didn't like. He couldn't quite put his finger on it, except that it brought to his mind a mental image of a violin maker rattling a spoon against a saucer and calling out 'Here, Kitty, Kitty!" theOrigin[arraycount] = "Tom Holt: Valhalla" arraycount += 1 theQuote[arraycount] = "if complete and utter chaos was lightening, then heŽd be the sort of person to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'all gods are..." theOrigin[arraycount] = "Terry Pratchett: The Color of Magic" arraycount += 1 theQuote[arraycount] = "So from now on our sister Hildy Frederik's-daughter shall be known by the name of Vel-Hilda. The Norse word vel is short and means 'well'. The same, Hildy Frederik's-daughter, may be said of you." theOrigin[arraycount] = "Tom Holt: Who's Afraid of Beowulf?" arraycount += 1 theQuote[arraycount] = "I do not aim with my hand;
he who aims with his had has forgotten the face of his farther.
I aim with my eye.
I do not kill with my gun;
he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his farther.
I kill with my heart." theOrigin[arraycount] = "Stephen King: The Wastelands" arraycount += 1 theQuote[arraycount] = "Billy [Connolly] says that many a Glaswegian has cast his troubled eyes on a brilliant, sunshine day and muttered, Och, we'll pay for this!" theOrigin[arraycount] = "Pamela Stephenson: Billy" arraycount += 1 theQuote[arraycount] = "There was no hope on earth, and God seemed to have forgotten us. Some said they saw the Son of God; others did not see Him. If He had come, He would do some great things as He had done before. We doubted it because we had seen neither Him nor His words." theOrigin[arraycount] = "Dee Brown quoting Red Cloud in Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee" arraycount += 1 theQuote[arraycount] = "...Par shook his head vehemently, 'I don't believe it.'
'That's because you never like to believe anything you haven't thought of first,' Coll declared pointedly..." theOrigin[arraycount] = "Terry Brooks: The Scions of Shannara" arraycount += 1 theQuote[arraycount] = "  Then, all at once, it came to me. He´d been in the back seat, and he´d leaned forward to whisper the names of all my voices in my ear.
  I looked into the mirror and saw the back seat was empty. That eased my mind a little bit but then I" theOrigin[arraycount] = "Stephen King: Gerald´s Game" arraycount += 1 theQuote[arraycount] = "One of Nanny Ogg´s hidden talents was knowing when to say nothing. It left a hole in the conversation that the other person felt obliged to fill." theOrigin[arraycount] = "Terry Pratchett: Carpe Jugulum" arraycount += 1 theQuote[arraycount] = " “That´s it,” he said.
“That´s what?”
“A time machine.”
“Did you suck a lot of lead soldiers when you were a child Jim?” " theOrigin[arraycount] = "Robert Rankin: The Brentford Chainstore Massacre" arraycount += 1 theQuote[arraycount] = "Where today are the Pequot? Where are the Narragansett, the Mohican, the Pokanoket, and many other once powerful tribes of our people? They have vanished before the avarice and the oppression of the White Man, as snow before a summer sun." theOrigin[arraycount] = "Dee Brown quoting Tecumseh of the Shawnees in Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee" // Random Number Generation for banner display var now=new Date() var banner=(now.getSeconds())%arraycount var banner=banner+1 //Adds the Banner Adds to the Foot variable thisTip = "'" + theQuote[banner] + "'" thisTip += "
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